We call "kontopoutanos" someone from our job - a colleague. He is short and grande lafazanis (says lying bullshit all the time). All day he stupidly laughs like the mule of the bishopry ("opws tin moula tis episkopis"). He sits and works for one hour and the rest of the hours he is playing with his dick. The other colleague, opposite me, drinks 10 frappes and 10 nescafes per day and has 5 breaks per day - half hour each. The other whore "the xiaxiou" with the shining eye that sits on my right, from 8pm until 2:30pm, she scratches her pussy. My supervisor, he wouldn't know how to remove his own eyes. He is such an "ambalatos" (useless) and... useless, all day he calls the other colleague to help him with the system. The other poor colleague -she is sick, into her own world- and the last guy in my department, he is a spineless snake. He is dirty, filthy, miserable, thrice-wretched. So, the message we want to convey is that the Cooperative Bank will exist forever. One good advice: run to buy shares of Coop! It is a good way to throw your money into the sewage.
Now we shall talk about sex. If you want to break your dick, throw the ironing board on it! And then, as your dick is broken, tell the woman to make you horny.
My dog has an obsession and he thinks that the blanket is a female dog. And I have a problem: every time it is winter and I want to cover my legs, he jumps and comes and fucks my legs - twice! I.e. he fucks, he cums and then does it again. He licks his dick and does it again.
The last time Rikkos ("Gantemis", the unlucky one) went to a prostitute to fuck, she told him "here is the towel, go to the bathroom and wash your dick".
About food. Lately we moved from old Strovolos to Acropolis/Athalassa area. And all day we eat like donkeys, cheese-pussies and anaro-pussies (tyropittes/cheesepies and anaropittes/anaripies) from "Cousin" ("Xaderfos"). And we became like the male transvestite sterile pigs of Cairo.
The joke of the day. Orestis my friend told me this joke. "-What is pussy and volcano?".................... if your reply was "Pussy-yama", then you are correct.
Economic forecast: I predict recovery of Greece's economy.... when I am dead and being eaten by worms - i.e. after 100 years, when I will be 135 years old. Long live Greece - keep up the good work! In the next elections they should vote for "Forged Dawn" and if they want real renewal, they should vote for my aristocratic dick! Then I will cum with dignity on all the faces of the politicians.
Music. Invest in quality music by buying CDs of our friend Adamos Katsantonis. Really, his music is THE SHIT (and that's a very good thing)! It fucks and passes! ("Gama tziai ressei!"). Special issue CD of only 500 copies, search for "Katsantonis North Korea" in YouTube in about a month.
I have the solution for the global economic recovery. Invest in DickCoin™ of the Cyprus Aristocrats®. Everyone, young and old, buy DickCoin™ of the Cyprus Aristocrats® and exchange with any sex services- for free. Dicks and pussies in one cauldron. Or differently, as my mother used to say back in the time, "koutsia tziai kolokasi se enan topo en na pasin" (broad beans and colocasia will go to one common place).
Unusual event of the day. Pick an audio recorder, if you have one, but before you do that, feed your dog any bullshit that you don't need - preferably, expired products. Maximum 10-15 days expired products, so we don't poison him, as we are animal lovers. And when he starts farting, record his fart. You will be surprised to find out that the fart of the dog is not much of a big difference with the fart of the human.
One of the greatest pleasures of life is wanting to shit, but you are in a meeting so you can't,you hold the shit on you, you want to make diarrhea and feel your ass about to explode with shit, but can't do that and when the meeting is over, you leave in a hurry and go to the toilet, put down the toilet lit in a hurry and before you sit, the shit starts coming out and you feel that you have shitted your own guts. Believe me, it is one of the biggest pleasures in life.
Since we a re talking about shit, try out with your girlfriend something erotic and at the same time disgusting. Get your girlfriend/boyfriend to lay down, take a hot dog, eat it and at the same time shit it on him/her. If s/he tells you "You are a donkey, an asshole and a useless", this means that s/he doesn't love you! It is a test so you can tell whether your boy/girlfriend truly loves you.
....
We are now back, after a 3-minute shitting break. "Shitting is goooooooooooooooooooooood".
We revert now on the topic of work conditions. Kontopoutanos (if you remember, the short whore-buying-man), every time he says bullshit (because he is the arch-bullshitter of the company), we specifically shout at him "bring on the measuring tape!" (he claims he has a long dick, where we all bet that his dick is less than 11 cm!). "BRING ON THE MEASURING TAPE, GUYS!". Last time, we wanted to feed him bourekia without cream (bourekia is a sweet pastry), we would put the yeast ourselves. We hope you understand what we mean, regarding what we want to put in the yeast! (To anyone that did not understand: abundant creamy cum!). And him, that donkey, laughed like a BIIIIIIG donkey!
Another joke: There was the papa-donkey and the son-donkey. As they were walking and wander in the field, they saw a wedding celebration. And the son-donkey asked the papa-donkey "dad, what are they doing?". And the papa-donkey replied "they are getting married". And the son-donkey said "father, am I married?". And the papa-donkey looked at him in the eyes and told him "no my son, in order to get married, you must be a BIIIIIIIG donkey!". So, the moral of the story: before you get married, you have to be certain that you have lived your life, you had enough fun and simply now you are old, you have become an old fuck and that you want something stable. Marriage is GOOOOOOOOD.
Recipes. How to cook Indian chicken: lot's of curry, a bit of ginger, garlic, paprika, salt, turmeric, chilly oil and whatever you have in the cupboard. Olive oil. LOTS LOTS LOTS LOTS OF ONIONS! And yogurt. Oh the horniness!
A joke. What does a Scot do in order not be be hungry so often and need to eat? He eats once a week REALLY much (on Monday), then he blocks his asshole with cork and keeps his shit until Sunday, so to depreciate the food, until he eats again next Monday.
That's all for today - eat well, shit well, fart well, fuck well and most importantly, tell to everyone that don't like you, to smell your asshole.
Goodnight, sweet dreams, have a good sleep, see you again and try to fart less farts under the bedsheets.
P.s.: Too much farts create a hole in the ozone layer. Protect the planet, eat ecologically, fart ecologically.
THE END.
Now we shall talk about sex. If you want to break your dick, throw the ironing board on it! And then, as your dick is broken, tell the woman to make you horny.
My dog has an obsession and he thinks that the blanket is a female dog. And I have a problem: every time it is winter and I want to cover my legs, he jumps and comes and fucks my legs - twice! I.e. he fucks, he cums and then does it again. He licks his dick and does it again.
The last time Rikkos ("Gantemis", the unlucky one) went to a prostitute to fuck, she told him "here is the towel, go to the bathroom and wash your dick".
About food. Lately we moved from old Strovolos to Acropolis/Athalassa area. And all day we eat like donkeys, cheese-pussies and anaro-pussies (tyropittes/cheesepies and anaropittes/anaripies) from "Cousin" ("Xaderfos"). And we became like the male transvestite sterile pigs of Cairo.
The joke of the day. Orestis my friend told me this joke. "-What is pussy and volcano?".................... if your reply was "Pussy-yama", then you are correct.
Economic forecast: I predict recovery of Greece's economy.... when I am dead and being eaten by worms - i.e. after 100 years, when I will be 135 years old. Long live Greece - keep up the good work! In the next elections they should vote for "Forged Dawn" and if they want real renewal, they should vote for my aristocratic dick! Then I will cum with dignity on all the faces of the politicians.
Music. Invest in quality music by buying CDs of our friend Adamos Katsantonis. Really, his music is THE SHIT (and that's a very good thing)! It fucks and passes! ("Gama tziai ressei!"). Special issue CD of only 500 copies, search for "Katsantonis North Korea" in YouTube in about a month.
I have the solution for the global economic recovery. Invest in DickCoin™ of the Cyprus Aristocrats®. Everyone, young and old, buy DickCoin™ of the Cyprus Aristocrats® and exchange with any sex services- for free. Dicks and pussies in one cauldron. Or differently, as my mother used to say back in the time, "koutsia tziai kolokasi se enan topo en na pasin" (broad beans and colocasia will go to one common place).
Unusual event of the day. Pick an audio recorder, if you have one, but before you do that, feed your dog any bullshit that you don't need - preferably, expired products. Maximum 10-15 days expired products, so we don't poison him, as we are animal lovers. And when he starts farting, record his fart. You will be surprised to find out that the fart of the dog is not much of a big difference with the fart of the human.
One of the greatest pleasures of life is wanting to shit, but you are in a meeting so you can't,you hold the shit on you, you want to make diarrhea and feel your ass about to explode with shit, but can't do that and when the meeting is over, you leave in a hurry and go to the toilet, put down the toilet lit in a hurry and before you sit, the shit starts coming out and you feel that you have shitted your own guts. Believe me, it is one of the biggest pleasures in life.
Since we a re talking about shit, try out with your girlfriend something erotic and at the same time disgusting. Get your girlfriend/boyfriend to lay down, take a hot dog, eat it and at the same time shit it on him/her. If s/he tells you "You are a donkey, an asshole and a useless", this means that s/he doesn't love you! It is a test so you can tell whether your boy/girlfriend truly loves you.
....
We are now back, after a 3-minute shitting break. "Shitting is goooooooooooooooooooooood".
We revert now on the topic of work conditions. Kontopoutanos (if you remember, the short whore-buying-man), every time he says bullshit (because he is the arch-bullshitter of the company), we specifically shout at him "bring on the measuring tape!" (he claims he has a long dick, where we all bet that his dick is less than 11 cm!). "BRING ON THE MEASURING TAPE, GUYS!". Last time, we wanted to feed him bourekia without cream (bourekia is a sweet pastry), we would put the yeast ourselves. We hope you understand what we mean, regarding what we want to put in the yeast! (To anyone that did not understand: abundant creamy cum!). And him, that donkey, laughed like a BIIIIIIG donkey!
Another joke: There was the papa-donkey and the son-donkey. As they were walking and wander in the field, they saw a wedding celebration. And the son-donkey asked the papa-donkey "dad, what are they doing?". And the papa-donkey replied "they are getting married". And the son-donkey said "father, am I married?". And the papa-donkey looked at him in the eyes and told him "no my son, in order to get married, you must be a BIIIIIIIG donkey!". So, the moral of the story: before you get married, you have to be certain that you have lived your life, you had enough fun and simply now you are old, you have become an old fuck and that you want something stable. Marriage is GOOOOOOOOD.
Recipes. How to cook Indian chicken: lot's of curry, a bit of ginger, garlic, paprika, salt, turmeric, chilly oil and whatever you have in the cupboard. Olive oil. LOTS LOTS LOTS LOTS OF ONIONS! And yogurt. Oh the horniness!
A joke. What does a Scot do in order not be be hungry so often and need to eat? He eats once a week REALLY much (on Monday), then he blocks his asshole with cork and keeps his shit until Sunday, so to depreciate the food, until he eats again next Monday.
That's all for today - eat well, shit well, fart well, fuck well and most importantly, tell to everyone that don't like you, to smell your asshole.
Goodnight, sweet dreams, have a good sleep, see you again and try to fart less farts under the bedsheets.
P.s.: Too much farts create a hole in the ozone layer. Protect the planet, eat ecologically, fart ecologically.
THE END.
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